Just to clarify!…I figure that me writing these things and making them public is ok, since Melissa sits on Facebook and expresses her Boobie pains to the world..Isn’t she “asking for it?”..am I a typical man to believe that this action gives me the right to speak all?
As of Sunday morning (October 19th, 2008) Melissa will be moving in…with THE PHATTIES.
:.. FLASHBACK ..: - The day I walked into my current place of employment, I saw her sitting at the front desk…controlling “the house” as if it belonged to her. She had such a way with the phone and the people on the other end of the line…geeky I know!……equally as much as the control she commanded from the people that walked through the front door! She presented herself as gentle and sincerely helpful, yet with a slight rasp, not so different from Stevie Knicks, yet showing a general love for all human beings without judgement.
I nearly fell in love with her from that moment, although the thought of control (as much as that term is worth) was holding me back just a titch. My first impression of her was a woman that was so beautiful and unattainable that I knew for sure I would NOT have “a shot”.
After I was hired, I played the typical flirt games that we humans do….constantly walking in front of the other, presenting myself as if I had something to truly offer knowing that I was just the same as any other being, yet hoping that she saw things mutually!
I somehow (nearly forcefully) convinced her to have a date with me, and the Wooing began. Our first date consisted of meeting at a bowling alley and ending it short due to a migraine. I had a series of “Do overs” or “Rain checks” as I called them until we finally went to a Cubbies game. We had a swell time and hit it off from the beginning. I was normal, so was she…life was just as it should be.
:.. PRESENT DAY ..: - 6 Months later we both feel that our lives are aligned and are plunging into living together. Enter The Phatties(Dragon)! Just as much of a surprise as Bruce Lee was to his enemies in that movie, The Phatties were a surprise to me. The F&^King cats are a billion pounds a piece (maybe 20 - 25 each). I kid you not, these cats lay down and look like furry turkeys….great band name BTW!
So now you are caught up!
and so begins our life…given to the public……OR SOMETHING!
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